Marvel References
tony: who the fuck are you?
deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?
tony: the owner of the couch you’re sitting on.
deadpool: [relaxes] OH. you’re one of peter’s gay dads. hi. it’s britney bitch
tony: Who the fuck are you?
deadpool: I’m Batman
Tony: who the fuck are you?
Deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?
Drax: WHY the fuck are you?
incorrectly marvel
peter parker: damn where are we now
miles morales: oh sweet this is the universe where we’re french
peter parker: the what
pierre par coeur: sacrébleu qui sont ces gens
kilomètres morales: je ne sais pas
miles morales: so cool
peter parker: what the fuck
incorrectly marvel
Loki: Mother! Theirs a hideous monster under my bed!
Thor: *on the bottom bunk*:
Thor: Why are you the way you are, brother?
Marvel References
bucky: hey. you wanna hear something dirty?
steve, sweating: yeah
bucky: the kitchen
steve: wh-
bucky: YOU DIDN’T DO THE DISHES STEVE
incorrectly marvel
Loki, walking by: you look like hell.
Thor: if you were a baker, you would go out of business immediately.
Loki: wh-
Thor: because you refuse to sugarcoat anything
incorrectly marvel
peter: im scared of the backstreet boys
peter: [screaming]
incorrectly marvel
bucky: whatโs the most illegal thing youโve done?
scott: stealing, you?
bucky: i was turned into a murderous assassin once. what about you, kid?
peter: แตสฐโฆ แตโฟแถแต แถฆ แถฆหกหกแตแตแตหกหกสธ แตแตสทโฟหกแตแตแตแตแต แตสฐแต แตหกแตแต แถแตแตแตสณ แตแถ หขแตแตแตแตแตแตสธ แตแต หกแตแตแต
marvel incorrects
Loki: Your face triggers me
Thor: I think youre referring to “affection” , brother
Loki: sHUt Up
peggy carter, to steve: i feel like doing something stupid.
bucky barnes from behind a bush, spying on them: do steve, he’s pretty stupid.
Aww Bucky
Tony learning from his previous suits’ failures/shortcomings.
well damn let’s wait and see in the next avengers if he’ll upgrade it.
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